"Up until now, I have resisted all urges to assume the mantle of generalship and to describe how I personally would have waged a campaign to liberate Iraq"..."but...I shall go on keeping score about this until the last phony pacifist has been strangled with the entrails of the last suicide-murderer."...
"Then I propose to eat these last two actors, after they have been properly cooked and served with a fine Bernaise sauce and a good bottle of Chianti."
April Fool
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